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*** DJ Bakelite Reviews Bum Chums ***

Greetings underwear fans!

Presenting the Illuminati Dark Brief in black.

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In their own words:

Shrouded in a dark vale of mystery, the Illuminati men’s underwear collection from Bum-Chums brings light to darkness in the most stunning of ways. This Autumn/Winter’s Contrasting Black and White monochrome palate shifts more emphasis onto the depth and shape of this collection, making the fit and style all the more important.

The Illuminati are the embodiment of secret shenanigans, clandestine covets and surreptitious stealthy surprises. Their enigmatic theme of enlightenment and the revelation of the hidden secrets is embodied by the Bum-Chums new collection of men’s underwear.’

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For a glimpse at the promotional video on YouTube.com celebrating the launch of this new style of underwear, click —-> here <—.

It is odd to me but I am having a very difficult time finding the fabric content of these delicious briefs.  It is clear they are of a synthetic material, as they carry a very subtle sheen.  The stretch factor is great as well.  But, as I don’t know for sure what the make up is, I will go no further in that detail.

The Illuminati Collection comes in three styles, brief, hipster, and swim-brief and in two contrasting color designs: white with black piping or black with white piping. The construction of the design is very good quality.  The seams feel durable and line up well with each other.  Though only worn once so far, I feel confident they will survive numerous wearings and washings.

The waistband has the ‘Bum-Chums‘ logo featured prominently in white letters along the black band. Down the front of the very amply sized contoured pouch is a nice contrast stitch that is synonymous with the Bum-Chums brand.  It gives the underwear a very distinct look and one that will help others quickly identify what brand of underwear you are wearing.  

This particular brief retails for approximately $23.37 (15.99 British Pounds) and can be purchased in it’s various fits and black and white color combinations by clicking —-> here <—-.

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The Undies 101 ratings scale is as follows:

Flirting Material: It fits okay, really great to wear out for a short amount of time.

Hook Up Material: The fit is much better, sits well and wears well, but might not be comfortable for all day wear.

Dating Material: The fit is great, sits well, accentuates the positives and wears really well – suitable for all day wear.

Match Made in Heaven: You love the fit, you love the style, best undies you’ve worn in years and will be part of your regular wear.

I give this pair a very strong rating of Dating Material.  I can’t find a single thing to complain about with this great piece of kit.  One of the best features is the way the pouch hugs your goods and accentuates the size of your cock and balls. Plus, with the material content being synthetic and bouncy, when you walk about the entire outline of your manhood is seen in the front while your cheeks are plushly shaped in the back with the material hugging your behind.

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More to cum. –DJ Bakelite

 

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