Guest Bulge, Poll Results

Poll Results

@stripperjock says “The Andrew Christian White Briefs are light colored, lots of room in the pouch and have enough spandex to stretch for fluffing.”

  Our last poll question asked “If you’re watching a stripper/go go boy – what do you like to see them dancing in?”

@Dakotadixx says “The red Obviiously jock is a favorite.  Obviously has perfected the art of showing off your manhood to its FULLEST potential while making it sexy and comfortable.  I always look my biggest in Obviously on stage.  And I love the jock option in their line.”

And the breakdown goes like this:

@stipperjock says “The Red and Gold thong, an ebay buy, has color and flash but just barely fits all the parts and no room for fluffing. The fabric on this one does not stretch at all.”

Shorts got 4 votes for 4%
Boxers got 4 votes for 4%
Boxerbriefs got 7 votes for 8%
Trunks got 7 votes for 8%
Bikinis got 19 votes for 23%

@Dakotadixx says “The N2N Black collection jock, while is smokin hot to see and even wear, does not offer a large pouch that you can fluff and grow in.”

Jockstrap got 23 votes for 28%
Thong/G-String got 34 votes for 41%
Speedo got 14 votes for 17%
Nothing but a cockring got 21 votes for 25%
Naked got 22 votes for 27%

@stipperjock says “The Green Obviously thong has a light enough color and are just made to hold alot.”

We’ve got an extra special treat for you with these blog results – and hopefully more to come. Remember the duo from our last poll results? Well, they’re back and ready to weigh in on what exactly makes good stripper wear. They ought to know – they strip! We’re thrilled to have them back and their sexy photos!

 @dakotadixx says “The N2N Mojave thong is another amazing fit.  Stretchy fabric that is so soft and shows off the bulge prominently.”

Here’s what they had to say about picking good stripper wear:

@stipperjock says “While GoodDevil has some great designs, the pouch on this thong is way too small and does not stretch at all.”

 

Finding just the right underwear to strip out of can sometimes be challenging. We only have a few stores in the area that sell good stuff to use and ordering online can be tricky. “Good stuff” is defined most importantly by pouch room. If you are not familiar with a brand you never know how the pouch will fit when ordering online. When stripping, you want to have enough room in the pouch for everything to fit in comfortably and still have extra room to “fluff” things up a bit for a better stage presentation.  That’s why when I travel to another city; I am always on the look out for unusual underwear that could be used in a strip show. Plus, they make a much better souvenir than a mug, magnet or shot glass!
@dakotadixx says “The Pistol Pete striped briefs are very fashionable and look great; however, they offer no sort of pouch at all, fluffed or otherwise.  I can’t even fit in these on a normal day, let alone stripping.”
After pouch room, the next factor is style and presentation.  People generally like underwear that doesn’t look like your everyday pair of briefs.  New fun styles, colors, and cuts grab the audience’s attention and peak interest.  Thongs, jockstraps, skimpy cut bikinis show more body and excite the crowd.  A pair of old, faded, and worn Hanes or something that comes from a 5-pack does not cut it guys. Fabric that has some stretch and give to it is always a plus. Many brands offer great underwear in Modal, Lycra, and blends that are not only comfortable but also perfect for maximizing your bulge.  Lighter colors show off curves and contours much better than darker colors. 
@stipperjock says “The Yellow Excite thong has a great chain on the sides pouchy and stretchy”
The last thing to consider is size.  Don’t always assume you wear the same size in every brand and style. You always want to make the best impression.  Find the right balance of being roomy enough to accommodate an enhanced package while not being to saggy in the rear.  Learn what brands show off your assets the best.  What hugs your rear just right and gives you the pouch room to fill out the front confidently.  Also know that you may sometimes need a size bigger in a thong or skimpier underwear with smaller pouches in order to keep everything under wraps.  
  @dakotadixx says “The Andrew Christian briefs are amazing-clingy stretchy fabric that shows off, lifts, and expands.  The white is semi see though and the sexy gold waistband adds flare to a white brief.”
We want to thank our models and contributors @stripperjock and @dakotadixx again for joining us on the blog and shairing their insights with us! We love having them – do you like seeing them here? 
@stipperjock says “The Pikantie thong would be great for stripping but the pouch is not roomy enough and the fabric doesn’t stretch much.”
Do you enjoy their pics and thoughts? You can follow @stripperjock or @dakotadixx on twitter or find @stripperjock here as well. Leave us your comments – let us know what you think of the blog, of the polls or of these contributors! We have added their pics with commentary right from them about the merits or drawbacks of each style. Enjoy!
@dakotadixx says “The teal Pikante thong is very sexy and erotic looking, but does not fit well at all.  The fabric has no give or stretch, and the pouch is not designed to hold everything, especially fluffed.”

We really want to thank our contributors a ton for agreeing to be on the blog! We’ve loved having them here all the times they’ve been here and we hope that they come back and share themselves and their pics with us again!

ED note: Sorry for the funky colours. I put the entire post together in word and then pasted it into the blog and the script in those to two sections got screwed up in the translation, the only way to get it visible was the change the colour. Apologies.

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