It’s true, I’ve often thought it – I should have been born in England. I should be living in England, London more specifically. My underwear choice today clearly illustrates that. I have been pining away for London lately – I haven’t been since June – what kind of sacrilege is that? I was feeling a bit homesick, although that’s not the right word since I don’t live there, but best word to use. I pulled open the drawer and decided these trunks might do the trick. White CK X Factor trunks that have England written across the ass – and since I’m still working on shrinking that, you don’t get to see it right now.
