So, no, this item, the GREGG HOMME: HERCULES thong was not donated by the company for review. But, seeing as the latter half of this week is all about the company and their amazing products, I thought it only fair to show more of what they have to offer from their current collection.
This sexy little devil, item #87914, can turn a guy into an instant go go boy. I feel as though I am about to take on the stripper pole in some cheap and flashy Vegas dive bar. I like to think of it as my Ann Margret hommage piece. If she saw me in this with a pair of white Go-Go boots she’d of gladly put me as an extra in Viva Las Vegas. (YUM)
The GREGG HOMME: HERCULES thong is 90% Polyester and 10% Spandex. The double stitched band along the waist is about 3/4 of an inch in width. The same is true for the t-back. The band itself, with a nice stretch to it, is coated with a silver reflective metallic pattern to give it a mercury/industrial look. Now being a thin guy I notice the waist line on this is a bit higher then I am used too. As I don’t have a lot of girth around my mid section the thong rides hi so be aware of this if you are used to low waisted underwear. The front contour pouch is where all the razzle dazzle lives. There is no elastic piping around the edges so if you have a nice big member down there you may fall out a bit. You’ve been warned. The surface of the pouch is sparkled with plastic iridescent sequins that shimmer in the light giving it a very festive and sexy feel. This is definitely an item to be warn alone and not obscured by any jeans or sweats. This is for showing off and grabbing attention.
With are rating system:
● Flirting Material: It fits okay, really great to wear out for a short amount of time
● Hook Up Material: The fit is much better, sits well and wears well, but might not be comfortable for all day wear
● Dating Material: The fit is great, sits well, accentuates the positives and wears really well – suitable for all day wear
● Match Made in Heaven: You love the fit, you love the style, best undies you’ve worn in years and will be part of your regular wear
… I have to give this a Hook Up Material rating. Though I do love this item very much, I can’t wear it all day. It’s something to wow the lucky viewer, get a few $20 bills shoved into the pouch after gyrating in, and then thrown on the bedroom floor before a great play date…or the bathroom floor in that cheap and flashy dive bar if that is your style. Regardless it is something to ad surprise and flash into your underwear collection so I definitely recommend it for those special moments of inspiration.
More to cum gang! ENJOY! -DJBakelite
(Special shout out to undiesboy for the original inspiration for the purchase of this thong.)