Guest Bulge

Our Guest Bulge today is as in love with underwear as much as all of us that blog here at Undies 101 are. He’s evening writing a book about the underwear fetish. Do you want to help him? He’s taking volunteers to take his survey. I took it and it’s not too bad…pretty easy questions to answer and they made me think about my love of underwear.

 When asked what got him into underwear and how old he was he responded:

“I have been into underwear for as long as I remember. When I was in kindergarten my parents bought me the cutest underoos with all kinds of fun colors, characters, and patterns. I had a pair of Alf underoos that were my absolute favorite. I would walk in the door after a long day at school, and instantly, I would strip right down to my undies. My parents were constantly yelling at me to put my clothes back on. 

At the age of 6, I had the most perfectly organized underwear drawer of any kid you’ve ever seen. I would perfectly fold my underwear and divide the piles in the drawer by character, or color. My bedroom was always a mess, but my underwear drawer was always neat and tidy.

Around the same time, I had a male baby sitter. He would watch my brother, my sister, and me while my parents were at their weekly bowling league. I remember one particular occasion when I spotted his white waistband over his jeans, and I tried my hardest to pants him so I could get a glimpse of his big boy undies.

My obsession with underwear continued well into my adolescent years. I was thirteen years old when I had my first homosexual experience with one of the other boys in the neighborhood. We would play every day after school and I would always get him down into his white classic jockey y-front briefs. I however, had these really cool undies from Mervyn’s that looked like real adult men’s underwear, but with some really fun colors. 

Through junior high and high school, I would secretly scope out the other guys in the locker room during P.E. It was exciting for me to see how many different kinds of underwear there were in one room, briefs, boxers, boxer briefs. I saw them all, and in so many different colors and brands. That’s when I started collecting.”

Going a little further we asked him what his favourite underwear to wear are and why, to which he said:

“This is a hard question to answer as I now have around 500 pairs of underwear, and many that I wear for different occasions. Overall I enjoy wearing briefs the most. They are comfortable, controlling, and cuter in general. I tend to be somewhat of a puritan when it comes to my every day wear. I enjoy classic Calvin Klein and Jockey briefs the most. They are comfortable, and it is somewhat of a turn-on to wear them as they trigger memories.

However, I also really enjoy really slinky, sexy feeling underwear. You know what I’m talking about…the kind of underwear that almost makes you orgasm just from sliding them up your legs while getting dressed? Calvin Klein in particular makes a lot of really soft, stretchy, silky feeling underwear that I absolutely love! In general they are very breathable as well, so they are perfect for a night out dancing, or other extra-curricular activities.

 

I also enjoy wearing jockstraps when wearing certain pants. I have a pair of wool pants with a really silky lining. I love the feeling of that material on my bare butt cheeks. I really enjoy jockstraps during those more intimate moments as well…easy access.”

 And now, more about the exciting stuff…his book he gets very passionate. 

“If you couldn’t tell I am an extreme underwear fanatic. I love to wear it, see it, feel it, occasionally sniff it, steal it, buy it, trade it, and collect it. I LOVE UNDERWEAR! I know that I am not alone out there. Many men love underwear. It’s become a very fashionable item in the past 10 to 20 years, and I want to shine the light on it. So, I am writing a book. 

I am choosing to write a memoir of my own experiences with underwear fetish while also exploring my exhibitionist side. Included in the book will be photographs (including the 20 I submitted) of myself in my collection. The book will also have a brief history of underwear, some statistics and polls, as well as memoirs from other underwear lovers like me. I will also have results from my 1000 pair challenge. My goal is to collect 1000 different pairs of underwear and have a photograph of myself in each pair by the end of August. Then I can have the book out by the end of the year. I am currently pushing around 500 pairs now, so I will have to be extra resourceful to reach my goal.

Here is where I need help, I have prepared a survey to help guys like me get their creative juices flowing and speak out about their underwear fascination. If you are reading this and are interested in taking my survey, please email me. I’m hoping to get at least 100 surveys. I am also looking for underwear donations. If you would be interested in submitting a pair or two for my 1000 pair challenge email me, and I can give you further details about that. 

I think this is going to be a fun project, and an interesting adventure of self-exploration. I’m excited to get this bad boy written. If you have any other questions, please don’t hesitate to ask

Hope that you all participate in his research and enjoy all of his bulges here on the blog, maybe we’ll be able to entice him to come back and bulge with us again!