Hello, trusty followers of Undies101, I’m Spike Warden and I’m the new guy here. After a bit of delay (the flu caught me this past weekend and kept me from writing my first post for the 1st of the year (apropos, eh?) (well, it would’ve been apropos, but instead you get it today, which is really neither appropriate nor inappropriate in and of itself) (though I think we can all agree that leaning a bit toward the “inappropriate” side of things is always better here at Undies101…)
So as a way to introduce myself, I’m going to show off some of the more unique pairs of underwear in the trusty top drawer of my dresser. I say unique, but often I mean bizarre. Or freakish. Or unwearable. Or who-the-fuck-designed-that-monstrosity???
So here they are, in no particular order. In the comments, let us know what you think about these anomalies of sound male undergarment design.
No, that’s not a penile growth. They’re beads. Hand-strung beads. On my penis.
And here’s a close-up to prove it.
The only thing that can be said for this strange concoction of fabric is that it somehow matches my nipple ring. And…Hey, look! That’s an original Star Wars poster in the background!
I actually had to pack Mr. Winkers in ice before I could even dream of that tiny little pouch holding anything other than my left testicle and a vas deferen or two.
Just in case the wearer of these would somehow possibly survive the onslaught of ridicule from those in the gym locker room…
…they decided to add a purple zipper!
And, finally, the coup de grace.
I don’t know really what to say other than a really trite cock joke…
Spike Warden
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wow…and I thought I had some interesting undies!!! =) Welcome aboard and lovin the undies!!!
Feathers? Seriously? BWAHAHAHAHA Sorry. Really. *wipes eyes* Swan Lake here he comes.
Wow that’s some of the most interesting undies I’ve seen – and I’ve seen a lot. The beads are just bizarre. I actually don’t mind that leopard printed one though. Where on earth did you find those feathers? What brand are they?
UMan, I can’t really say where the feather one came from. I inherited the pair from a friend who inherited them from someone else, who inherited them from yet a different guy. My guess is that it was a homemade job since the brand of the underwear is B.U.M. and, well, let’s just say they’re not really known for their innovation.
Tam: I was afraid my photographer was going to goose me. I was ready to duck just in case. Wouldn’t want to be put in a position of having to swallow.
You are soooooo bad. LOL
Well if one HAS to have a zipper on one’s undergarments, it SHOULD be purple! 🙂
HUGS…