DISCLAIMER: Ok. I’m late to the party. My macbook macshitthebed Wednesday night DURING the debates. I blame twitter entirely. So let’s all pretend that I posted this Wednesday night and move on with our lives understanding that my notes were topical and relevant at the time of creation. Also understanding that it’s REALLY hard to make good posts with the blogger iphone app! Lord almighty!
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I’m a gay republican. Not for “won’t somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!?” reasons. But for small government slash keeping my own money reasons. As Ms. Scarlet once said – “ No, Mr. Green communism is just a red herring. Like all members of the oldest profession, I’m a capitalist,”
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| That’s my junk. And a kick ass debate graphic from WSJ. |
This is me watching the debates on the WSJ app with my roommate, in our underpants. We were supposed to have a party for this, but nobody came and there was wine and pants are overrated was the consensus that we came to. Luckily I had my Violet Cowboy TruePatriot™ America Brand GOP underpants on, so everything remained entirely hetro and respectable through the course of the debates.
Violet Cowboy has a cute idea here with political themed boxerbriefs (available at violetcowboy.com), so you can show anybody who happens to see your undies *ahem* which way you lean (PUNS, you guys!) . Though, while they were good for roommate hangouts, there’s a bit more pant to these than I personally tend to care for. I like my undies to be as small, tight, and supportive as I can get away with. These had more of that straight-guy cut that was just a shade away from being just a regular short. But in defense of that style, my roommates are always grateful when they don’t have to see the exact outline of my DnB through my verysmall undies. So maybe everyone won here.
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| Mr President! Are you looking at my butt? |
I’d love to regale you with many of the jokes and retorts I prepared for this review, but like Mitt Romney’s much anticipated zingers, I can’t seem to find a way to use them. Instead I’m going to keep this review on pitch with the debates themselves: kind of informative, questionably edited, and mostly overlong. And like the actual debates themselves, you’re going to have to go to the internet (violetcowboy.com) to get any real information.
Undies101 Review System:
- Flirting Material: It fits okay, really great to wear out for a short amount of time
- Hook Up Material: The fit is much better, sits well and wears well, but might not be comfortable for all day wear
- Dating Material: The fit is great, sits well, accentuates the positives and wears really well – suitable for all day wear
- Match Made in Heaven: You love the fit, you love the style, best undies you’ve worn in years and will be part of your regular wear
Dating Material. Definitely. But not perfect. Comfortable and functional, but hardly something I’d want to be seen about town in. I’ll keep ’em, and wear them more than I wanna admit, probably, but wouldn’t show them off.
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And now here’s some commie pinko liberals doing whatever it is lefties do in underpants. Collect free government money and smoke drugs, probably. Heathens. Lefty Loosey by Violet Cowboy:
