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Pride 2011: A Mara-THONG Weekend

It was the annual PRIDE festival this last weekend here in beautiful Portland, OR. Earlier in the week Undies Boy and I had discussed a challenge for myself to complete and blog about as my debut piece here at Undies 101. He challenged me to wear thongs all weekend. This may not seem like a big deal to some of you reading, however, I am an avid brief wearer, thus this would be a new and hopefully exciting adventure for me. I happened to have 6 thongs in my underwear collection that I have collected over the years. I wore all 6 of them over the weekend during different sorts of activities so that I could review for you all my findings on each. So here goes!

Friday June 17th – Daytime
Thong #1 – C-in2 White Y-Back Thong

Friday morning I had to work for a few hours. Today’s task was to paint a small mural for a client of mine. The weather was absolutely beautiful outside so I knew I would wear white so I could paint the piece in the sunshine without burning up. I was wearing this thong under an almost see-through pair of white painter’s pants and a white t-shirt. During the day as I was painting, I was in every position imaginable..well except standing on my head. I was standing, sitting, kneeling, and all the while wearing this thong. At first it was hard to get used too. I’m just not used to having a strap up my crack…but after a few hours, it was okay. I actually forgot I was wearing it as I was working so intently on my project. Overall I would say that this thong was pretty great. It features a super comfortable waistband, and the straps are so thin you almost forget they are there. I was very comfortable working in this thong. A+ for you C-in2!!!

Friday June 17th – Night time
Thong #2 – Calvin Klein Blue Thong

Friday night I was to go out for a beer with a few friends of mine who arrived from out of town. I picked them up at the airport, and then we went out. All while I was wearing this blue Calvin Klein thong. We all went out to one of the local gay clubs here in Portland. What was supposed to be a few beers turned into a night of dancing and show-and-tell. In my drunken stuper I mentioned the thong challenge to my buddies, and of course they all wanted to see. So I dropped trou in the middle of the bar to show them my current “research.” I of course got a few ass slaps and my friend…who we will call Steve stuffed a dollar bill in them. It was actually pretty funny. I actually got a little excited from it! Whoops! I had the chance to wear this thong while standing, sitting, bending, walking, running (as I often do after drinking), and dancing. This thong is made of 97% Nylon and 3% Lycra. So as you can imagine, it feels pretty slick and sexy. I would give this thong a B-. It was great while I was just chillin, but as far as being active goes, not quite as comfy.

Saturday June 18th – Day Time
Thong #3 – 2(x)ist Black Y-Back Thong

Saturday morning, the gang and I awoke early and headed out brunch, followed by some shopping, and a few beers before we headed out for the evening. I chose to wear this Black 2(x)ist thong because it matched my outfit. Not that it mattered consideeing no one would actually be seeing it, but it worked for me. We walked for miles all over Portland all while I was wearing this super hot looking thong. I popped a chub a few different times while trying on clothes whenever I caught a glimpse of myself in this thong. I was so turned on because I never usually see myself in something like this. This thong features a very comfortable waistband, and is 100% cotton. I would give this thong a solid A. It was comfortable, controlling, and made my junk look kinda big under my jeans…which in my opinion is always worth a few extra points.

Saturday June 18th – Night time
Thong #4 – LookMe Yellow Thong

Saturday night the group decided to go out dancing. We went to this awesome warehouse dance party. It was packed! And sooooo fun! I wore this thong while we were out and about. It is yellow and super comfortable. I was wearing low-rise jeans, and my friends told me they could see the top of it poking out of the top of my jeans sometimes while I was dancing. I got a few looks because of it. I got this thong a few months back from a fan of mine. He saw my pics on another website and decided he wanted to see how I looked in these. I had wore them to take a few pics for him, but had never before worn these out and about. I can’t read the label as it is written in Bulgarian, but it is 70% something that starts with the letter V, and 30% Elastic. I would grade this thong with a C. I think the front is a little small for my boys, as they kept slipping out. But the ass part of it was pretty comfy. I kinda liked dancing in it.

Sunday June 19th – Daytime
Thong #5 – PLAY Dark Gray Y-Back Thong

Sunday morning we all went to the Gay Pride parade that was taking place downtown. I chose to wear this Dark Gray Y-Back thong by PLAY. It has a little pouch on the front in the inside for my i-pod. How cute is that? I totally packed my pod in there just to test it out.  My friends and I are trick hula-hoopers, so we decided to pack up our hoops and hoop on the sidewalk during the parade. After a huge walk to the parade (because parking was such a bitch) we made it to the parade and hooped away. This thong is 100% cotton. Overall I would grade this thong with a D. Sorry PLAY… The i-pod pocket was great, but the fit of this thong wasn’t quite so comfy…It seemed looser fitting than all of the other thongs I had worn so far. It was a little big for a medium.

Sunday June 19th – Night time
Thong #6 – Jockey White Thong

I got this thong when I was 19 years old. I was exploring my new found gaydom if you will, and decided it would be fun to buy some different kinds of underwear to try them out. I had bought this thong then (8 years ago), and immediately decided I didn’t like it and I put it in the drawer.  The gang decided we wanted to go to a gay-themed roller skating night at one of the local skating rinks. This was the perfect opportunity to pull this thong out of the drawer and try this bad boy out. We all had a blast roller-skating, and then went out for a few drinks after. This thong is made of 86% Polyamide, 12% Spandex, and 2% Polypropylene. I also gave this thong an A+. It was perfect for wearing while being active, and enjoying more leisurely activities. It is super slinky, comfortable, and cute. I’m so glad I pulled this back out of the drawer. I will definitely be wearing it again in the near future.

So there you boys have it! After this weekend, I have decided to give thongs another try. I will be putting a few of these back into my regular rotation…I might even invest in a few more. 🙂

 There you have it boys, a post by one of our former guest bulgers – we would love to hear what you think…leave comments, or email me. Maybe we’ll get him back as a regular contributor…

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